Monday, April 25, 2011

HAVE YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THIS 'MAHASISWA'?

LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS FAIR.

BAD LUCK AND LUCKY WAS A BEST FRIEND AND LIVE UNDER ONE ROOF.One day ‘BAD LUCK’ was walking at the town to buy some ingredient to cook at home while ‘LUCKY’ go out for fishing .In the middle of the time, great chef from Japan walk near to ‘LUCKY’ and have a nice chat with him. Is this chat is really nice chat…???

Chef: HI! My name is ‘FUCK’, and you?
‘LUCKY’: HI! My name is ‘LUCKY’. Nice to meet you fuck of!
                 Chef: Ehem! So rude, did he know I am the greatest chef in this world…. (whisper)
‘LUCKY’: Will you shut the mother fucker off your mouth! I’m fishing right now,
                idiot monkey.
Chef: Oh! Sorry. I don’t mean to bother you. It is my false to make noise while you are     
          fishing. LUCKY’ can you treat me some food? I’m so hungry right now. Please,   
          I’m begging you.
LUCKY’: What the heck problem with this man. Alright2, you can come at my home at 7
               O’clock .This is my address (‘LUCKY’ write down his address on chef hand using knife.) hah?!
Chef: But now are 5 O’clock, there got 2 more hours to wait until 7 O’clock. Where I
          Should to wait before the time reach at 7 O’clock?
LUCKY’: That is your problem fuck! Chaow!
Chef: fuck……

At home:-
BAD LUCK’: I’m home…
‘LUCKY’: Good timing dude. Today we have a guest, so cook for three persons.
BAD LUCK’: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

7 o’clock:-
Chef: hello! May I come in?
BAD LUCK’: You already come in fuck!
Chef: Wow! So impressing, how you know my name?
‘BAD LUCK’: Chehhh….



After had done eating:-
Chef: Wow! So delicious .marvelous! Who cook this?
‘LUCKY’: Me, why?
Chef: I would like to promote you to become chef.Are you want to grab this opportunities?
‘LUCKY’: Yes, of course.
‘BAD LUCK’: Never mind, now he can cheat, but that can’t stand for a long time for
Sure ….today is his day, but that lies will go straight smash him BACK one
                       day. (IN MIND)

 BUT WHY?WHY?WHY? YOU CANNOT SHARE THAT THING WITH ME? IT WILL BECOME MORE FUN IF YOU SHARE THAT TITLE WITH ME……..

  
QUIZ! TEST! CARRY MARK! FINAL!

DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THOSE FUCKING THINGS.THERE ARE NO HONORS AMONG THOSE THINGS.FUCK THE SYSTEM! THERE ARE NO FAIR AND SQUARE AT ALL.THIS IS IN A WAY THAT IS NOT CLEAR AND UNFAIR, SO EVERYBODY THAT REALISED THIS JUST COMPLAINT OR DISAGREE….

(PLEASE REFER TO MY GREETING MESSAGE LINE 11...)

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