HAVE YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THIS 'MAHASISWA'?

LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS FAIR.

BAD LUCK AND LUCKY WAS A BEST FRIEND AND LIVE UNDER ONE ROOF.One day ‘BAD LUCK’ was walking at the town to buy some ingredient to cook at home while ‘LUCKY’ go out for fishing .In the middle of the time, great chef from Japan walk near to ‘LUCKY’ and have a nice chat with him. Is this chat is really nice chat…???

Chef: HI! My name is ‘FUCK’, and you?

‘LUCKY’: HI! My name is ‘LUCKY’. Nice to meet you fuck of!

                 Chef: Ehem! So rude, did he know I am the greatest chef in this world…. (whisper)

‘LUCKY’: Will you shut the mother fucker off your mouth! I’m fishing right now,

                idiot monkey.

Chef: Oh! Sorry. I don’t mean to bother you. It is my false to make noise while you are     

          fishing. LUCKY’ can you treat me some food? I’m so hungry right now. Please,   

          I’m begging you.

LUCKY’: What the heck problem with this man. Alright2, you can come at my home at 7

               O’clock .This is my address (‘LUCKY’ write down his address on chef hand using knife.) hah?!

Chef: But now are 5 O’clock, there got 2 more hours to wait until 7 O’clock. Where I

          Should to wait before the time reach at 7 O’clock?

LUCKY’: That is your problem fuck! Chaow!

Chef: fuck……

At home:-

BAD LUCK’: I’m home…

‘LUCKY’: Good timing dude. Today we have a guest, so cook for three persons.

BAD LUCK’: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

7 o’clock:-

Chef: hello! May I come in?

BAD LUCK’: You already come in fuck!

Chef: Wow! So impressing, how you know my name?

‘BAD LUCK’: Chehhh….

After had done eating:-

Chef: Wow! So delicious .marvelous! Who cook this?

‘LUCKY’: Me, why?

Chef: I would like to promote you to become chef.Are you want to grab this opportunities?

‘LUCKY’: Yes, of course.

‘BAD LUCK’: Never mind, now he can cheat, but that can’t stand for a long time for

Sure ….today is his day, but that lies will go straight smash him BACK one

                       day. (IN MIND)

 BUT WHY?WHY?WHY? YOU CANNOT SHARE THAT THING WITH ME? IT WILL BECOME MORE FUN IF YOU SHARE THAT TITLE WITH ME……..

  

QUIZ! TEST! CARRY MARK! FINAL!

DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THOSE FUCKING THINGS.THERE ARE NO HONORS AMONG THOSE THINGS.FUCK THE SYSTEM! THERE ARE NO FAIR AND SQUARE AT ALL.THIS IS IN A WAY THAT IS NOT CLEAR AND UNFAIR, SO EVERYBODY THAT REALISED THIS JUST COMPLAINT OR DISAGREE….

(PLEASE REFER TO MY GREETING MESSAGE LINE 11...)

BE COOL.....

                                                      ARGH!!!  IT’s COMING AGAIN!

What I SUPPOSE TO DO?

               FINAL EXAM FINAL EXAM FINAL EXAM FINAL EXAM FINAL EXAM FINAL EXAM

Yes, to people who don’t make early preparation for final exam, they will fell afraid can not answer question in exam and to fail in exam. That is normal feeling that will happen to you when you don’t make preparation to face something important thing in your life. Some of you maybe already plan to buy fake M.C for accuse to not attend final exam or want to bring along small note along with you in examination hall. Relax, thinks again. That is totally bullshit, even though you can pass in that exam but it totally meaningless because you not honest with yourself.

Here I want to share with you some tips to prepare who want to study last minute…..

1^st - Calm down

2^nd - calm down

3^rd - refer to 1^st and 2^nd tip

Ok, when you can follow this three step you can continue to follow another  tip that I always use long time ago. I hope this tips will be useful to you…

1.Turn your phone and any other distractions off. Distractions are probably the     

   primary reason for you were not studying earlier to begin with.

2. Get focused. Do not just study for 5 minutes and then give up. Although most

     people believe that cramming for a test will not help, in the college world it does!

3. Set aside time to take small, quick breaks in between studying. It's too late to take

    30-minute breaks.

4. Determine the information in your study notes and arrange them from most

    important to least important. Since you are studying last minute, you should also

    set aside the information and notes that you already know and focus more on

    what you don't know.

5. Use flash cards, drawings and other methods to further help you with

     your "cram session."

6. Get a good night's rest. This is important so that you will wake up on time for your

    final examination.

7. On the day of your final exam, read over your notes on the way to the exam, and

    be prepared with whatever you need (pencil, paper) for your final examination.

REMEMBER!

DO NOT EVER-EVER THINK OR WANT TO CHEAT. If you do not know the information, then you just do not know it. Pay the consequences, and plan ahead to study next time

another tips to you:

1st Play card game while smoke cigarette

2nd Burn yours book

3rd Wasting yours time by on9 facebook 24hours per day,chat,playing video game,watch movie till

       faint

4th Do not study,just chill out with yours friend "relax ar...final je kot..."

HA3 just kidding dude......